No occasion needed, make your (obviously) better half smile with this adult 3d greeting card. The front cover features a smiley brown bear holding an “I love you” candy heart. What’s that? Bad bear wants something else. As your significant other opens this inappropriate pop up card, the cuddle bug inside pops a raging, no-foreplay boner. Classic. If your act of kindness inspires two or more whole minutes of love making, leave the card open. Bad bear likes to watch.